you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
old users:
just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive
ghost choir 👻 🎵
me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:
I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.
I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.
just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:
Melania?
starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958
list of over rated twinks
spongebob
sasuke
cant forget roy mustang
edward: FUCK
mustang: do you kiss your mother with that mouth??
edward:
i’m finally watching fma and the dog and girl are so cute
List of Best Animes
12. They
11. Can’t
10. Be
9. Ranked
8. Because
7. Each
6. One
5. Is
4. Unique
3. And
2. Different
1. Fullmetal Alchemist